事件介绍
昨天讲了背景强大的锅锅吃学妹软饭转身又傍上高层金猪的故事,今天我们继续来讲这个肌肉猛男的下篇。
因为锅锅是个钢铁直男,所以一到外出拍戏,就开始漫天乱搞,惹的金猪光光很生气。一怒之下,光光就以同居的名义把锅锅接到自己家里来住,说是让他住豪宅,其实就是变相的监视着他晚上外出。
别看锅锅在那些外围面前把自己吹的上天入地,其实回到家,面对光光的时候,他还是很怯懦的。
光光对锅锅确实挺好的,自从俩人在一起之后,光光就经常带着锅锅参加各种饭局。为了体现下级对上级的关爱,锅锅还经常帮光光挡酒。
都是圈里人,大家也都明白两人的关系,笑而不语。但锅锅的这些行为却让光光觉得脸上泛光,更卖力的给他介绍人脉了。
不过像锅锅这种放的开的小中巴,好这口的,都想投币上车,这里面就包括著名编剧“凡凡”!(凡凡我有在大号讲过哦,大家忘了回去搜索哦!)
凡凡这个人,人狠话不多,有着男性的户口本却偏爱导女人的宫斗戏,在gay圈里混的风生水起,凡是想红的,都让他睡了个遍。
但就像我之前说的,凡凡这个人颜值实在太。。。你们懂的,所以他身边留不住情人,捧红了就找老婆结婚生子了,感觉也挺悲哀的。
锅锅接的第一部戏,就是“老板”和“凡凡”公司联手打造的,虽然是凭借光光的手段抢来的,但凡凡看到将近一米九的锅锅后,怎能不动心,立马就对他揩起了油。
锅锅反正都上了贼船了,多加一个人也没什么。好在光光那边也没多大反应,锅锅就答应了和光光去酒店做头发。
光光虽然是个gay,但是人家带过无数的艺人,又是总裁,气质摆在那儿,锅锅虽然强忍着不悦,但还是能接受的。
可是凡凡这个人吧,不仅长的丑,而且语言动作都娘兮兮的(可能编多了姐姐妹妹的缘故),所以锅锅对于凡凡,真是打心眼儿里不喜欢。
可他也没办法,刚出道的新人,不多结识这些导演编剧,哪来的资源~
他以为戏杀青了之后,脱离了凡凡就好了。没想到这个凡凡“动了真感情”了,他拉着锅锅不让走,又让他演了一部自家的剧,可把锅锅折腾的够呛,而且重点是,弄了半天,锅锅还是一点名气都没有。
锅锅难过的跑回光光身边,光光看着高大威猛的锅锅落泪,心一下子就软了,他立马联系公司,给锅锅安排大制作。
光光一下令,没人敢不从。于是锅锅很顺利插进了一个大电影制作剧组,当了个男三。
大家看到这儿,可能要问了,依照光光的能力,直接让锅锅做男主不是难题啊?
但这确实挺难的,因为光光虽然是总裁,但头顶上还有俩兄弟压着呢,俩兄弟当年可是没看上锅锅的,所以给他来一部国际大班底,让老戏骨给他作配,那是不可能的!
所以锅锅勉强做了个男三,可是进了剧组,锅锅又被制作人大佬叫去了。这个制作人大佬咱之前也提过他,著名HK同x爱好者,而且他还特别勇敢,当众承认过自己就是喜欢蓝孩子~
锅锅对这些事情已经完全无所谓了,但他骨子里的属性却还是没有转变过来,差不多是这样,今天一个大佬睡了他,明天他就要在十个嫩模身上找补回来。
然后每次大佬们想跟他再续前缘的时候,他都以光光的借口推辞了。所以这些年下来,除了光光,锅锅没找到一个固定的下家,导致后来他犯了事的时候,除了光光,没一个人肯真正的帮他。
后来,锅锅又拍了很多戏,但没有一部是男主的。其实这里面就有光光的高明之处,他表面上看着给锅锅拉到的都是国际班底,实际上他角色根本就是个空壳子,落到水里激不起一个响儿。
反反复复,锅锅忍不了了,他真的不想在做配角了。但他心里也清楚,大电影根本轮不到他的份,于是这时候,他就把目光转向了电视剧。
正赶上,这时候有部武侠IP开始了全球海选,说是全球,其实也就是骗骗观众的,话一说出去,导演就坐在家里等着别人提着大包小包上门了。
这个娱乐圈啊,就是圈圈圆圆,干啥都很近的。这个导演啊,认真上课的小可爱们一定知道双龙吧,而第一个和他双龙出洞的导演,就是这个武装大IP的导演。
这个大导演啊,热衷于武侠拍摄,今年他刚翻拍的一部不是刚上映嘛,他还睡了里面那个大眼嫩娃娃男主角呢!
说回我们锅锅,锅锅本身就是直男,所以也很想要演这种大男主的剧,听说这个全球海选后,锅锅就立马去求光光,想要进组。
光光有求必应,立马就去找关系了。锅锅以为胜券在握了,没想到凡凡这个作精又跳出来了。
凡凡没有固定情人,但身边一直不缺男人,而他那段时间在捧的男星,也是给了他不少资源,但他一直不火,听到这个武装剧后,熟悉炒作的凡凡立马买了一大波水军,到制片人和官博底下疯狂安利自家的男宠。。。
看到凡凡这么大动静,锅锅坐不住了,他立刻千里迢迢飞到大导演身边,以身相许,让大导演把角色给了他。
这个凡凡吧,也是有点倒霉,他后来因为水军买多了,惹的人家制片人很烦躁,天天被男宠刷屏,后来还特地发了微博跪求大家不要在留言了。。。
在制片人那里第一印象就不好,凡凡的男宠自然就变成凉白开了。
这个锅锅吧,满怀信心拍了这部大剧,结果播出了,还是不火,也就是差不多这个时候,他开始顺其自然无为而治了。
他这一放松不要紧,空闲时间多下来了,光光那边的花样就多起来了。
光光大家还记得是谁吧!别看了这么多导演编剧的,都搞混了,光光就是那个带着锅锅原始起飞的高层大佬!
眼瞧着锅锅不紧不慢了,光光就想了很多花招,比如说拉着另一个大佬three people~然后嘞,锅锅对这些的态度就是既来之则安之,第二天在去找嫩模安慰自己的不平衡。
在后来,锅锅因为女人的事被间接封杀了,因为某些不可说的因素,咱们就在这里简单提几句锅锅那场命案的事情。
当时那个女模特,确实有药物成分的作用,但是她在上锅锅车的时候,还是有反抗的意思,后来脑子就乱了,嘻嘻哈哈也不知道说了些什么,在后来,就是大家看到的那幢桩惨案了。
出了事之后,光光就把锅锅保释出来,但没人在敢找他拍戏了。直到近几年,光光又开始腆着脸找那些大佬了,这才复出拍了几部戏,但要是想混出名堂来,基本是不可能的了。。。
导演编剧共享双插头,男宠心理变态暴虐女粉丝(英译版)
Yesterday, we told the story of the powerful background who ate a schoolgirl and turned around and married a high-level golden pig. Today, we continue to talk about the next chapter of this muscular man.
Because Guoguo is a straight man, whenever he goes out to shoot, he starts to mess around all over the world, making the golden pig Guangguang very angry. In a fit of anger, Guangguang brought Guoguo to his own house in the name of cohabitation. He said that he would live in a mansion, but in fact, he was monitoring him when he went out at night in disguise.
Although Guoguo blew himself up in front of those peripheral areas, he was still very timid when facing the light when he returned home.
Guangguang is really good to Guoguo. Since the two of them got together, Guangguang has often brought Guoguo to various dinners. In order to reflect the care of subordinates for superiors, Guoguo often helps Guangguang block alcohol.
They were all people in the circle, and everyone understood the relationship between the two, so they laughed but said nothing. However, Guo Guo's actions made Guang Guang feel that his face brightened, and he worked harder to introduce him to his connections.
However, small minibuses like Guoguo, which are open enough to buy in coins, including the famous screenwriter "Fan Fan"! (I once talked about Fan Fan in the tuba, but everyone forgot to go back and search!)
Fan Fan doesn't have many harsh words. He has a male household registration book but prefers to guide women's palace fights. He is very popular in the gay circle, and he sleeps with anyone who wants to become famous.
But as I said before, Fan Fan is really good-looking... You know, so he couldn't keep a lover around him, so when he became famous, he found a wife, got married and had children. It felt quite sad.
The first play that Guoguo received was jointly created by the "boss" and the "Fanfan" company. Although it was obtained through light means, how could Fan Fan not be moved when he saw Guoguo, which was nearly 1.9 meters tall? He immediately wiped out the oil on him.
Guoguo is already in the trap anyway, so it's okay to add one more person. Fortunately, Guangguang didn't have much reaction, so Guoguo agreed to Guangguang's hair at the hotel.
Although Guangguang is gay, he has led countless artists and is the president. His temperament is there. Although Guoguo suppresses his displeasure, he can still accept it.
But Fan Fan is not only ugly, but also has a girlish language and movements (probably because he has made up too many sisters), so Guoguo really doesn't like Fan Fan from the bottom of his heart.
But he couldn't help it. Newcomers who had just debuted didn't get to know many directors and screenwriters, so how could they get the resources?
He thought that it would be better if he got rid of Fanfan after the filming was completed. Unexpectedly, Fan Fan "had a real feeling". He refused to let Guoguo go and asked him to act in his own play, which caused Guoguo to suffer. The key point is that after a long time, Guoguo still has no reputation at all.
Guoguo sadly ran back to Guangguang. Guangguang looked at the tall and powerful Guoguo and shed tears, and his heart suddenly softened. He immediately contacted the company to arrange a major production for Guoguo.
As soon as Guang Guang gave the order, no one dared to disobey. So Guo Guo successfully joined a big movie production crew and became a third male.
When you see this, you may have to ask, according to Guangguang's ability, is it not a problem to directly make Guo Guo the male lead?
But this is really difficult, because although Guangguang is the president, there are still two brothers on top of his head. The two brothers did not like Guoguo back then, so it is impossible to give him an international film and ask the old actor to match him!
So Guoguo barely made the third male actor, but when he joined the crew, Guoguo was called over by the producer again. We have also mentioned this producer before. He is a famous Hong Kong fan. Moreover, he is very brave and admitted in public that he just likes blue children ~
Guoguo no longer cared about these things at all, but the attributes in his bones had not changed. It was almost like this. Today, a big shot slept with him, and tomorrow he would make up for it with ten young models.
Then every time the big shots wanted to continue their relationship with him, he would refuse with Guangguang's excuse. So over the years, Guoguo could not find a fixed successor except Guangguang. As a result, when he committed a crime later, no one except Guangguang was willing to really help him.
Later, Guoguo filmed many scenes, but none of them were by the male protagonist. In fact, there is Guangguang's brilliance here. On the surface, he seems to have given Guo Guo an international team. In fact, his role is simply an empty shell and cannot make a noise when falling into the water.
Over and over again, Guoguo couldn't take it anymore. He really didn't want to play a supporting role anymore. But he also knew in his heart that big movies were not his place, so at this time, he turned his attention to TV dramas.
Just in time, a martial arts IP program started global auditions. If it was global, it was actually just a deception to the audience. As soon as the words were said, the director would sit at home and wait for others to come to the door with big bags.
This entertainment industry is very close to everything. This director, the little cuties who are serious in class must know about Shuanglong, and the first director who went out with him in Shuanglong was this director who armed the big IP.
This great director is keen on martial arts filming. Wasn't the one he just remade this year just released? He even slept with the big-eyed young male lead in it!
Speaking back to our Guoguo, Guoguo is a straight man, so he really wants to play this kind of big male lead. After hearing about this global audition, Guoguo immediately went to ask for Guangguang and wanted to join the group.
Guangguang responded to every request and immediately went to find connections. Guoguo thought that victory was in the bag, but he didn't expect Fan Fan, the genius, to jump out again.
Fan Fan had no regular lover, but he had never lacked men around him. The male stars he had been promoting during that time also gave him a lot of resources, but he was never popular. After hearing this armed drama, Fan Fan, who was familiar with hype, immediately bought a large wave of posters and went to the producers and official blogs to crazily buy his own male toys...
Seeing Fan Fan making such a big noise, Guoguo couldn't sit still. He immediately flew all the way to the great director's side and promised him his body, asking the great director to give him the role.
This Fan Fan was also a little unlucky. Later, he bought too many water soldiers, which made the producer very annoyed. He was bombarded by male favorites every day. Later, he even posted a Weibo to beg everyone not to leave messages anymore...
The first impression from the producer was not good, so Fan Fan's male pet naturally turned cold and white.
This Guoguo bar made this big drama with full confidence, but it was broadcast but still didn't become popular. It was about this time that he began to let nature take its course and do nothing.
It doesn't matter if he relaxes. With more free time, there will be more tricks there.
Guangguang, everyone still remembers who it is! Don't look at so many directors and screenwriters, but they're all confused. Guang Guang is the high-level boss who took off with Guo Guo!
Seeing that Guoguo was not too tight or slow, he thought of many tricks just by pulling another big shot, three people~ Then, Guoguo's attitude towards these things was to take care of it as it came, and to find a tender model the next day to comfort his imbalance.
Later, Guoguo was indirectly banned because of women. Due to certain unspeakable factors, let's briefly mention the murder case of Guoguo here.
At that time, the female model did have the effect of drugs, but when she was on the cart, she still had the intention of resisting. Later, her mind became confused and she laughed and said something. Later, it was the tragedy that everyone saw.
After the accident, Guangguang bailed Guoguo out, but no one dared to ask him to film anymore. It was not until in recent years that Guangguang began to look for those big shots again, and then he made a comeback and filmed several plays, but if he wanted to make a name for himself, it was basically impossible...
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